Look at me as I lick my paw,
And rub against your leg.
Leave me alone when I'm dreaming,
Or I'll have to give you hell.
If I take your chair,
For the warmth your ass left behind,
Do not scream at me.
There are birth rights involved,
And catty laws,
You don't want a legal fee.
Accept that I'm smarter than you,
And happy we shall be.
Always give me all your love,
I'll be a nice, purring kitty.
And rub against your leg.
Leave me alone when I'm dreaming,
Or I'll have to give you hell.
If I take your chair,
For the warmth your ass left behind,
Do not scream at me.
There are birth rights involved,
And catty laws,
You don't want a legal fee.
Accept that I'm smarter than you,
And happy we shall be.
Always give me all your love,
I'll be a nice, purring kitty.
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